Flash: Primary Source of Global Warming Identified!

The International Scientific Community was stunned when we at 'One Man's Earthwatch' provided evidence of the primary source of Global Warming for consideration and action.

Our new study has identified Twinkies, yes Twinkies as the primary cause of global warming... the carbon footprint of this delightful pastry is massive.

From the use of excess agricultural effort to manufacture this mostly corn-based product, and the fuel used for shipping and consumer travel to procure them...we produce huge amounts of GHG in the effort. Considering the indigestible nature of these sweet treats and the gaseous hydrocarbon release that follows their consumption, well the evidence is clear. And the fact that they are Fried at country fairs throughout the Americas pushes them into the high volume range for emitters, both through production and consumption.

Twinkies and Global Warming....the linkage is undeniable!